Monday 10 February 2014

Serminus Interruptus (Mini Story #7) by Patrick Firth

(Church and people are of course fictional, and resemblance to actual is purely coincidental.)
 
      Mistress Flemgulge nearly fell off the pew when Reverend Lots swayed up to the pulpit like a ship in a tempest. He gripped a single sheet of paper with a hand palsied by age. The Reverend was nearly as old as she was, and Mistress Flemgulge was as old as the wooden bones of the church itself. He had not spoken in St. John's in a decade.
      All conversation ceased. Some were anxious to hear his words. Others were more concerned that he would shatter into a cloud of dust and broken bones on the red and gold carpet of the nave.
      "The Lord saw fit to give us a dark side," he began. The silence of our collective shock was a blessing as his voice was tremulous, and seemed to disappear into the heavy timbers above us. "Satan's side. The side of brimstone, and fire. The side of temptation."
      I thought back to the night before when I had caught a hidden glimpse of Prissy Handen through a square of naked window. She had been in the midst of disrobing. I could not remember smelling any brimstone, though I was not sure what sort of odour it had.
      "The side of carnal desire," he continued. "Of knowing the heat of another's flesh. Of tasting their salt. For pleasure, and pleasure alone." My mother looked over at me, then back at Reverend Lots, and then back at me. I strained to hear every word. Each syllable was like the thrumming of an insect's wings beside my ear, and just as hard to catch.
      "Does he not know there are children here?" Mother hissed. Father blew out a long breath, moustache twitching under closed eyes.
      "And just as He gave this side to all of us, so did He to Rev ..." Lots cleared his throat, which turned into a long, wracking cough. "Mister. Mister Sullust." He cast his eyes Heaven-ward, mouth gaping and dark. "Mr. Sullust has spat in the face of Creation." Here his face twisted into a grotesque caricature of incredulous horror. "He entered the body of Widow Jeggins. He, my fellow followers of Christ, has fallen into his temptation. Into the Devil's side."
      "Children," Mother said. Father harrumphed again. Or was it a snore?
      "Easy for you to say, Lots," said Mr. Chum in the front, a slight man with a thick, plaid blanket over his lap. Mr. Chum had given much of his sizable fortune to St. John's. He since had suffered from a stroke that, according to Mother, had removed his 'filter.' "Even the Devil wouldn't try and tempt you." Mistress Flemgulge laughed in spite of herself, and Reverend Lot's face darkened.     
     However, he knew better than attempt to remonstrate Mr. Chum. Instead he looked back down at his notes and traced the path of his sermon with a finger that reminded me of a winter branch. The Reverend mouthed a couple of words, but shook his vulture's head every time, until he made it to the bottom of the page.
      "Mr. Sullust will not be returning. We do not have a replacement."
      "Widow Jeggins would probably give a better description of Sullust's sin, Lots. We'd all learn our lesson then," Mr. Chum said. "Where is she?"
      Mistress Flemgulge's cackling laughter followed Lots as he tottered down from the pulpit and into the recesses of St. John's.

                                         ... or my bird'll get ya. by Patrick Firth



1 comment:

  1. You really have a way with words Patrick. I loved the description for the woman's bones as old as the wooden structure of the church.
    Your characters are great and vivid too. I seem to stop by about once a week, and there are bunches of new stories to read. It's nice to see!
    Ben V.

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